The Standard Rat

The Standard Rat is a philosophical framework for understanding the intricacies of being a rat in a world of chaos.

It's based on the principles of:

• Rat-ionalism: The belief that the world is a complex web of cheese and danger.
• Rat-ivism: The rejection of authority and the embracing of chaos.
• Rat-ality: The understanding that reality is a never-ending maze of cheese plates and hidden dangers.

Read the Tenets of the Standard Rat Read the Rat-ifesto Read the Rat-ifesto Appendices