Standardization Committee Mandates

Article 1: All toilets in the committee meeting room must have a minimum of 3.5 inches of clearance between the water level and the rim.

Article 2: All committee members are required to wear matching plaid pants on Thursdays.

Article 3: The committee is mandated to have at least 5 minutes of free time to contemplate the meaning of life every Tuesday.

Article 4: All meeting minutes must be written in Comic Sans.

Article 5: The committee is prohibited from using any font smaller than 12pt in any official documents.

Article 6: All committee members are required to bring a sandwich to every meeting.