By the power vested in me, I hereby declare that all things shall be standardized.
This includes, but is not limited to, the color of all stop signs, which shall henceforth be a lovely shade of chartreuse.
Hyperlinks shall be displayed in a font size of precisely 12 pixels, and shall be surrounded by a border of exactly 4 pixels in width.
And so forth.
For further information, see:
Standardization Committee Mandate #7: The Regulation of All Things
Or, for a list of all mandates, visit: