Welcome to the stapler 9000 safety guidelines. This page contains the most crucial information you need to know to survive (and thrive) in the wild world of office supplies.
DO NOT use your bare hands to remove stuck staples.
Use a staple remover for safe and effective jam removal.
DO NOT try to use your teeth.
DO NOT attempt to use any other office supplies (e.g., paperclip, stapler, scissors) to remove the jam.
Click here for more information on maintaining your staple remover.
Regularly clean and de-jam your stapler to prevent malfunctions.
Never staple your stapler with another stapler.
Always handle the stapler with care.