Warning: Do not attempt these techniques without proper training and equipment. Stapler hacking is not a game.
For more advanced stapler fu, see Staplers' Fury
Or, for a more... diplomatic approach, check out Stapler Diplomats
Learn to harness the power of the stapler as a projectile.
Understand the aerodynamics of stapler flight.
Master the art of stapler juggling.
But, be warned, stapler diplomacy is key.
Bronze: Basic Stapler Fu
Iron: Advanced Stapler Hacking
Gold: Master Stapler Juggler
Or, become a Stapler Zen Master, and achieve true stapler enlightenment.
Always wear protective eyewear.
Keep your workspace clean and clear of clutter.
Never underestimate the power of the stapler.
And, for the love of all things good, read the stapler manual.