Yesterday's meeting with the Stapler Protocol Study Group was a resounding success. We covered the crucial topics of:
- Why staplers are not, in fact, sentient beings
- Proper stapler calibration techniques for optimal jam-reduction
- Unconventional uses for stapled-together Post-It notes
However, due to a minor disagreement with our guest speaker, the infamous Stapler-Hating Professor, we will be having an impromptu "Stapler-Hug" session next week to address any lingering issues.
Continue to Agenda Page 3 for more thrilling discussions
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Secret Stapler Sessions for an unmoderated exploration of the stapler universe.