By: Dr. B.J. Staplerius, Lead Researcher
In this issue:
Page 1: The Stapler as a Tool for Office Domination
Page 2: The Ergonomic Design of the Stapler's Paper Tray
Click to see our analysis of the stapler's paper tray ergonomics
Page 3: A Study on the Effects of Stapler Use on Cubicle Productivity
Read our groundbreaking study on the stapler's impact on office work flow
Stay tuned for more updates from the Stapler Protocol Study Group!