TODAY'S STAPLER HACKING AGENDA

Today's schedule:

• 12:01 PM - Stapler Maintenance ( Critical System Failure)
• 12:02 PM - Stapler Hacking Session (The Usual Suspects)
• 12:03 PM - Stapler Lunch Break (Don't Forget Your TPS Report!)
• 12:04 PM - Stapler Theory (The Art of Stapler-ology)
• 12:05 PM - Stapler Practice (Don't Get Caught in the Jam!)

Remember, today's agenda is subject to change. Like, totally.

Also, don't forget to bring your stapler-themed snacks.

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Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, check out the Rogue Stapler Division