STAPLER APOCALYPSE

A Study Group in Peril

It's not just a stapler. It's the end of the world.

The Stapler Zombies Arrive The Stapler Satire Sensation

A group of intrepid students, armed with nothing but their determination to learn, must navigate the treacherous world of stapling.

Survival Tips:

  1. Stay hydrated. You never know when the stapler will rise.
  2. Beware of the stapler's seductive calliopean hum.
  3. Learn to identify the telltale signs of stapler-induced madness.

Stapler-Related News:

Breaking: The world is still here, but the stapler has other plans.