STAPLER-ZOMBIE OUTBREAK: A Study Group Under Siege

We interrupt this study session for a BREAKING NEWS: a stapler zombie outbreak has been reported in the vicinity of the break room!

CONTAINMENT PROTOCOL INITIATED

We urge all study group members to remain calm and report to the Safe Zone for further instructions. Please do not attempt to engage with the staplers, as they may bite...hard.

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