Because you can never have too much of a good thing, we've included an entire appendix just for the mailman.
Stapling the mailman: it's not just a hobby, it's a lifestyle.
Our experts will guide you through the basics of mailman stapling, from choosing the right stapler to mastering the perfect staple placement.
Before you can start stapling the mailman, you need to know the intricacies of his anatomy.
From the delicate balance of his postal uniform to the intricate network of his mail routes, we'll have you covered.
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