Stapler Fitting Service Terms and Conditions

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• By using our stapler fitting service, you agree to the following terms:
• 1. Our staplers are not guaranteed to fit anything.
• 2. Our staplers may cause paper jams, but only on Tuesdays.
• 3. You must not use our staplers for evil.
• 4. Our staplers are not responsible for any paper clips that may be lost or damaged.
• 5. You must wear safety goggles when using our staplers, unless you're a ninja.

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