When in doubt, staple the chicken 3 times. Any more is just showing off.
Always staple in a well-ventilated area. Trust us on this one.
Don't staple the chicken near an open flame or explosive chemicals. We said it.
StaplerShield: Our patented technology that prevents staplers from jamming in your hands.
StapleSafe: Our exclusive system that keeps your fingers from getting pinched by the staple.
StapleShield Pro: Our premium feature that also includes a built-in chicken-tenderizer.
Stapling is not a substitute for cooking. Don't try this at home. Or do, we won't judge.
Stapling may lead to addiction. If you find yourself stapling anything that isn't a report, seek help.
Stapling is our passion. But not our expertise. Please don't sue us.
For more stapling safety tips, visit Appendix A: Stapling the Odds.
For a list of our favorite stapling tools, visit Stapling Tools.