STAPLING NEEDLES: A Study of Humans as Stapling Implements

Chapter 1: The Stapling Needles of Humanity

Humans, much like stapling needles, are known for their ability to puncture and bind.

Studies have shown that humans possess a unique combination of cognitive abilities and physical characteristics that make them ideal stapling needles.

These attributes include:

Learn more about the ethics of using humans as stapling needles

Chapter 2: The Stapling Needs of Humans

Humans have a unique set of stapling needs that are not fully understood by the scientific community.

These needs include:

Explore the intricacies of human stapling needs

Appendix B: Stapling Needles in Modern Society

The use of humans as stapling needles has become increasingly popular in modern society.

From office staplers to medical professionals, humans are being used in creative and unexpected ways.

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