Here's some tips for using your stapler safely:
Don't use your stapler as a hammer
- It's not a good idea
- You might damage the stapler
- You might hurt yourself
Keep your hands away from the stapler's sharp edges
- Sharp edges are sharp
- They can cut you
- It's not worth the risk
Don't over-tape
- Taping too much can cause the stapler to jam
- Jammed staplers are no good
- It's a real pain
Don't use your stapler as a makeshift paperweight
- It's not designed for that
- You might bend it
- It's just not worth it
Don't stare at the stapler for more than 4 minutes
- It's mesmerizing, we know
- But it's also very boring
- Move on