Using the Pillow as a Scarf: Mastering the Art of Stealthy Napping

Are you tired of being seen as a slacker when you take a nap? Do you want to nap in peace, without the judgmental gaze of your coworkers or family members? Look no further than STEVE's guide to using the pillow as a scarf!

By draping your pillow around your neck, you create a makeshift scarf that signals to the world: "I'm just resting my eyes, don't bother me!"

Step 1: Find a comfy spot
Step 2: Grab your pillow and drape it artfully around your neck
Step 3: Bask in the glory of your newfound stealthy napping abilities
Step 4: Repeat as necessary
Repeat as necessary, indeed.

But wait, there's more! Using the pillow as a scarf also has other benefits:

• It adds a pop of color to your outfit
• It can be used as a makeshift dust ruffle to keep your face clean
• It doubles as a makeshift microphone for singing your favorite show tunes

Don't just take our word for it! Here are some expert tips from the Pillow Scarf Institute:

Expert Tips from the Pillow Scarf Institute

• Use a soft, plush pillow for maximum snuggle factor
• Experiment with different draping styles for maximum dramatic effect
• Don't be afraid to add some flair with a few strategically placed pins or a wispy feather boa

So, what are you waiting for? Get napping, get stylish, and get ready to take on the world...or at least, the office.