Technique 3: The Ancient Art of Power Napping

In this esteemed technique, you will learn how to nap like the gods. With the right amount of pillows, a well-placed doona, and a hint of ninja-like stealth, you will be able to recharge your batteries in even the most inhospitable of environments.

Prerequisites: Basic Napping, Ninja Training, Doona Wrangling

Step 1: Find a suitable napping location. Look for a spot with minimal foot traffic and maximum napping potential. A well-placed dumpster or abandoned warehouse can be a great starting point.

Step 2: Gather your napping gear. This includes but is not limited to: a comfortable doona, a reliable napping mask, and a set of earplugs.

Step 3: Execute the Power Napping technique. Lie down, close your eyes, and focus your chi. Visualize yourself as a powerful napping deity, capable of recharging your batteries in even the most trying of circumstances.

Bonus Tip: To truly master the Power Napping technique, practice your napping face in front of a mirror. Study the subtlest nuances of a good napping expression. Practice your "I'm not napping, I'm just resting my eyes" face.

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