Steve's Specials | Magic Eraser: The Unanswerable Questions

FAQ

Q: What is the Magic Eraser?

A: It's a mystical tool for erasing the most stubborn of stains, but don't ask us how it works, we're not wizards.

Q: Is the Magic Eraser safe to use on delicate surfaces?

A: Only if you enjoy playing Russian Roulette with your grandma's priceless heirloom china. Use at your own risk!

Q: Can the Magic Eraser remove Sharpie stains from a Sharpie factory floor?

A: Ha! Good luck with that. The factory has a special non-disclosure agreement that prevents us from answering that question.

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