Welcome, customer, to the most special store in the land. This is the 42nd branch, and we're not just any ordinary store. We have:
Don't get us wrong, it's not just a bunch of stuff we're selling you. No, no, no. This is art. It's the kind of art you can wear, the kind of art that will make your friends jealous, the kind of art that will get you arrested for being too cool. So, come in, take a look, and maybe, just maybe, you'll leave with some of our most excellent specials.