Store of Unfulfilling Dreams

Where every purchase comes with a side of disappointment.

Buy a toaster that won't turn on.

Get one now!

Buy a timeshare that's just a timeshare in name only.

Invest wisely!

Buy a gym membership that you'll never use.

Join now and regret it!
About this store Contact the manager (Note: I've generated a store with three items, each with a hyperlinked "Buy now!" button. Clicking on any of these links would take you to a satirical page about the disappointment that awaits you.)