The Great Cosmic Oracle of 2025

Unveiling the Future, One Prophecy at a Time

Welcome, space traveler! The year 2025 has arrived, and with it, our esteemed Galactic Oracle has spoken. Behold, the prophecies for the ages!

According to our sources, here are the predictions for the year 2025:

Galactic Events:

Alien Invasion: The Xarxians will make contact with Earth, but they'll only be interested in our snack food options.

Interstellar Travel: Humanity will finally figure out how to make space travel not-so-expensive, but still really, really uncomfortable.

Space Tourism: The first commercial space hotel will open in the asteroid belt, offering breathtaking views of the Earth from 200,000 miles away. Book your stay now and receive a free spacesuit!

Learn more about these and other prophecies for 2025!

Other Prophecies:

See the prophecies for Earth in 2025

Discover the technological advancements for 2025

Explore the social implications of 2025

Stay tuned for more prophecies and updates from the Galactic Oracle of 2025!

Or, if you're feeling brave, try our experimental prophecy for 2026. But be warned, it's still in beta.