Mandate 1: The Unifying Principle of Unicorns

By order of the Supreme Ruler of the Land of Make Believe, all citizens are hereby mandated to worship the majesty of the unicorn.

Mandate 2: The Unification of Socks and Underpants

Due to the alarming rates of sock and underpants separation, a new law is hereby established to ensure all citizens wear matching socks and underpants at all times.

Mandate 3: The Right to Be Silly

A constitutional amendment granting every citizen the inalienable right to be as absurd and ridiculous as possible at all times, without retribution.

Mandate 4: The Mandate of Mandates

As the supreme ruler decrees, all previous mandates are hereby declared mandatory, with the power to override any previous declarations, with the power to create new ones at will.