Binge Watching

Warning: excessive use of these services may lead to Seasonal Depression, Ovreeting, or other forms of self-destruction.

• Seasonal Depression - Because who needs sunlight?
• Overeating - For when you want to eat your feelings
• Chronic Fatigue - Because who needs sleep?

Our services are designed to help you spend more time on our platform. Side effects may include: eye strain, carpal tunnel syndrome, and a deepening sense of isolation.