Learn the art of watching Netflix without actually watching anything. Discover the subtle art of streaming snobbery, where the only thing more precious than binge-watching is the art of pretending you're not binge-watching.
Pause your shows with the precision of a Swiss watchmaker. Practice pausing at exactly 23:59:59, just for the sake of it.
Read more about Pauses of PretensionJockey for position on the queue. Master the delicate art of waiting for 24 hours to watch the latest episode of your favorite show, just to appear as though you're not desperate.
Learn the Queue Jockeying TechniquesAnd, of course, there's Queue Snobbery 101, where you learn the art of complaining about your queue, while still being in it.