Route 2: The Grid of Unhappiness

You've reached the Grid of Unhappiness. Here, the pixels are as jagged and unforgiving as your Aunt Maudie at a family reunion.

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As you wander through this grid, you may notice that the colors seem off. That's by design.

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Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, click here for the Grid of Infinite Self-Discovery, where you'll be treated to a 100% chance of encountering a recursive loop of ourselves.

Or, if you're just plain bored, click here for the Grid of Unending Boredom, where the only thing that's more exciting than the grid itself is the sheer lack of excitement.