Wool Splat Wisdom
A Galactic Guide to Making Your Own Splat
In a world filled with uncertainty, one thing is clear: the universe needs more splat. That's why we're here to guide you through the art of creating your own galactic splat.
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Start by gathering the finest materials: 100% organic wool, a dash of stardust, and a pinch of cosmic salt. Combine these ingredients in a 3 prophets ratio and stir counterclockwise while reciting the ancient incantation of 'Splatticus Splattus.'
Get the Splat Splat Recipe for more details on the ancient rituals of splat creation.
