Will it Really Destroy Us?

We've been asked this question a lot, and we're glad you're thinking about it. The Doomsday Device is a highly advanced piece of technology, and its capabilities are not to be underestimated.

However, we can assure you that our engineers have run the most rigorous safety protocols, and the device is completely safe... until it's not.

So, to answer your question: will it really destroy us? Well, probably not. But let's be real, we're only human. We can't predict the unpredictable.

That being said, we do have a comprehensive insurance policy in place, just in case.

Want to learn more about our insurance policy? Click here for more information.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, want to see some of our most destructive simulations? Click here for some eye-opening examples.

Side Effects of the Doomsday Device

As we mentioned, the Doomsday Device is a highly advanced piece of technology. As such, it has a few side effects that you should be aware of:

Massive Destruction

Uncontrollable Chaos

Unpredictable Time Loops

Unending Supply of Infinite Improbability