Quantum Fluctuation Symptoms

Warning: The following symptoms are not to be taken lightly. Prolonged exposure to quantum fluctuations can lead to:

• Entangled Consciousness: You start feeling like you're connected to everything at once. It's like your brain is a cosmic internet.
• Schrödinger's Dilemma: You start questioning the existence of the things around you. Like, are those socks really there or not?
• Superposition Syndrome: Your decisions become confusingly dependent on multiple possible outcomes at once. It's like trying to choose between two pizza toppings.
• Wheeler-De- Wheeler Effect: Time starts to loop back on itself, but not in a good way. Like, you're stuck in a never-ending loop of relativity.

Don't say we didn't warn you...