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Atomic Fuzz
1. Atomic Fuzz is 99.44% certain to cause spontaneous combustion in laboratory animals
2. Atomic Fuzz has been linked to an increase in global weirdness by 0.0001%
3. Our team of highly-trained Atomic Fuzz researchers have spent years studying its effects on the human psyche
4. Atomic Fuzz may be the key to unlocking the hidden secrets of parallel universes