The Art of Proper Crumpet Making, A Guide by the Union Jack Sisters
In a land before time, where the air was sweet with the scent of buttermilk and the sound of sizzling batter, the Union Jack Sisters gathered 'round the griddle, their aprons tied tight, ready to unleash the majesty of the crumpet.
Step 2: Selecting the Perfect Buttermilk
- Don't be stingy with the buttermilk, love! A good crumpet demands at least 3.7 liters of it.
- Make sure the buttermilk is fresh, or the crumpets will be as flat as the hopes of a disappointed baker.
For more on crumpet making, visit our Crumpet 101 page, or for a brief history of the Union Jack Sisters, click here.
A word from the Sisters: "A crumpet is not just a food, it's a state of mind. And if you're not feeling the crunch, you're doing it wrong."
Union Jack Sisters' Crumpet-Making Schedule
- Monday: Practice your crumpet face
- Wednesday: Crumpet-making day! (3 pm - 10 pm)
- Friday: Crumpet tasting and feedback
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