html Terms of Service: Because We Can't Be Bothered to Read the Fine Print

TERMS OF SERVICE

By using this website, you agree to our Terms of Service, which we've condensed into the following Terms Section 1, Terms Section 2, and Terms Section 3.

You also agree to our Privacy Policy, which is basically the same as the Terms of Service, but with more lawyers involved.

By continuing to use this website, you acknowledge that you have given up your right to sue under any circumstances, unless you can prove that you are secretly a time-traveler from the past, in which case, we'll let you slide.

Please don't bother us with questions, we're busy being Neo-Brutalist Overlords.

Version 1.0.1, Last updated on 2023-02-15 14:30:00