Warning: Void Surfing can be hazardous to your health. Do not attempt to ride the void without proper training or equipment.
Risks include but are not limited to: Existential dread, Spatial disorientation, and spontaneous combustion.
Don't ride the void without a helmet, folks! Wear your seatbelt, and never, ever, look at the abyss.
We recommend a sturdy void-proof surfboard, a pair of gravity-defying boots, and a healthy dose of denial.
Learn to ride the void with style! Master the art of non-existence, and remember, the void is always watching.
For the truly experienced, take your void surfing to the next level with our exclusive, highly classified, and completely made-up techniques.