Void surfing: the art of navigating the void without actually accomplishing anything. It's like browsing the internet, but instead of finding cat videos, you're finding existential dread.
Technique 1: Drown in the void - This involves staring blankly at a screen for hours, wondering if you'll ever find a purpose in life.
Technique 2: Surf the void wave - A more active approach, where you attempt to catch a wave of productivity, but it inevitably crashes and drowns you.
Technique 3: Dive into the abyss - This involves taking a deep breath and jumping into the void without looking back, because who needs a parachute, really?
Technique 4: Just stare at a wall - The ultimate technique for when you've run out of ideas and just want to stare at a wall for hours on end.