Financial Suicide by Choice - Because Adulting is Hard

Where the Only Way to Make a Dime is to Make a Hole

Are you tired of being broke? Tired of ramen noodles for every meal? Well, you're in luck! Welcome to Step 1: Sell Your Organs and take the first step towards true financial freedom!

Disclaimer: Do not actually sell your organs. Or do. We're not judging you.

æk Step 2: Sell Your Soul

Or, if that's not your thing, try Step 3: Sell Your Friends.