Pointless Agendas Committee

The Committee for the Utterly Superfluous

We're a group of highly trained, expertly qualified, utterly pointless individuals dedicated to creating agendas for the most inessential tasks.

Chairman, John Doe: "We're not actually doing any real work, but we're trying to make it sound like we are."

Current Agenda:

• Mandate 1: Redundant Meetings
• Mandate 2: Unnecessary Reports
• Mandate 3: Excessively Detailed Budgeting