MEMORANDUM

Meeting Minutes: 2023-02-27

• Agenda Item 1: Discuss the importance of excessive paperwork.
• Agenda Item 2: Debate the merits of using Comic Sans for official documents.
• Agenda Item 3: Vote on the optimal number of unnecessary meetings per week.

Present: Chairperson, Vice Chairperson, Secretary, and 3 random attendees from the "I just really wanted a free coffee" department

Decision: The committee decided that, yes, excessive paperwork is a thing of beauty. And also that Comic Sans is not an option. And 7 meetings per week are the minimum for optimal productivity. (Note: This decision will be appealed, and the meeting to discuss the appeal will be rescheduled for another meeting.)

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