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Member #5: "The Auditor with a Vending Machine for an Ego"

This is the infamous member who has been embezzling funds to fuel their own ego through an elaborate system of automated vending machines.

They've got a sweet setup going on:

			$100,000 in petty cash for "emergencies"
			$50,000 in "confidential" expenses
			1,000 packs of "artisanal" coffee
		

We're not sure what's more impressive: the scale of their ego or the scale of their waistline.

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Secret Agenda

Don't tell anyone, but our real goal is to make sure the vending machine never runs out of artisanal coffee.

			1. Meet in secret, under the cover of darkness
			2. Fuel the vending machine with "emergency" funds
			3. Enjoy the free coffee and ego-boosting
		

Shh, it's a secret!