Budget Bloopers - Committee of 10 - Policies

Policy 1: Mandatory Snack Breaks

Every Thursday at precisely 2:14 PM, all committee members must take a 15-minute snack break to recharge with an assortment of artisanal cheeses and fine chocolates.

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: Snack Break Violations.

Policy 2: Officially Endorsed Coffee Machines

Only coffee machines approved by the Committee of 10 are permitted in the break room. These machines must be certified to dispense at least 5 different flavors of coffee, including but not limited to: Coffee Machine Certification.

Policy 3: Required Use of Comic Sans

All documents, presentations, and reports must be written in the esteemed font, Comic Sans. Any exceptions will be met with fierce resistance and possible re-education.

Learn more about Why Comic Sans is the best font.