The Subcommittee of 20 is a group of highly trained and utterly useless bureaucrats tasked with identifying ways to squander the budget of the Ministry of Unimportant Affairs.

We meet bi-weekly in a cramped, windowless conference room deep beneath the ministry's parking garage.

Our chairperson, Bertrand, has a Ph.D. in "Advanced Napping" and is known for his innovative approach to finding new ways to waste taxpayer dollars.