Latest Press Release: "We're Not Lost, We're Just... Reorganizing"
We at the Budget Bloopers Committee of Ten are thrilled to announce that our latest reorganization has been a resounding success! After weeks of intense deliberation, we've managed to move 17 filing cabinets, 3 staplers, and 1 moderately-sized trash can to a different location. We're proud of our team for their hard work and commitment to... um... "streamlining" our operations.
When asked for comment, Committee Chairperson, Jane Doe, said, "We're not lost, we're just... reorganizing. Yeah, that's it. Reorganizing. It's a thing."
Stay tuned for more updates from the Budget Bloopers Committee of Ten, where "efficiency" is our guiding principle.