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Minutes of Subcommittee B

We, the members of Subcommittee B, gathered to discuss the following:

  1. Whether to have donuts at every meeting.
  2. Whether to make the meeting room smell like fresh-baked cookies.
  3. Whether to install a foosball table in the break room.

Discussion ensued, but ultimately we decided:

  1. Against having donuts at every meeting (due to the risk of crumbs and chaos).
  2. In favor of making the meeting room smell like fresh-baked cookies (but only on Fridays).
  3. To table the foosball table proposal (due to lack of interest).

And that's a wrap! Next meeting, we'll discuss the meaning of life and the secrets of the universe.

Adjourned by Chairman McPorkface.

See you next time, when we'll probably have donuts.