Due to an unexpected increase in cat pictures, our social media budget has been reallocated to accommodate the new feline overlords.
Here's a breakdown of our revised budget:
| Category | Original Budget | New Budget |
|---|---|---|
| Avocado Toast | $100,000 | $50,000 (reduced to $20,000 due to unexpected catnip shortage) |
| Prosciutto Wedges | $200,000 | $150,000 (reduced to $120,000 due to cat cafe expansion) |
| Sassy Memes | $300,000 | $250,000 (increased due to cat's newfound love for existential dread) |
| Whimsy Whipped Cream | $400,000 | $300,000 (reduced to $250,000 due to cat's intolerance to lactose) |
We're considering further cuts to accommodate the rising demands of our feline overlords.
View the full report for more information.
Explore the Feline Demands section to learn more about our new overlords' expectations.