Strategies for Maximizing Procrastination

Strategy 1: The Binge-Watching Marathon
Spend an entire day watching cat videos, completely ignoring all work-related tasks. Research suggests that the more hours you waste, the more you'll feel entitled to a break. Read more about Binge-Watching Memes and TV Shows

Strategy 2: The Social Media Loop
Engage in an all-day Twitter argument with your coworkers. The more you argue, the more you'll feel justified in taking a longer break. Explore the Dark Art of Social Media Loops

Strategy 3: The Coffee Connoisseur
Spend an entire morning sipping coffee and re-organizing your coffee mug collection. The more elaborate your coffee system, the more you'll feel accomplished. Discover the Joy of Coffee Connoisseurship