Welcome, esteemed members and guests, to the Committee of Unrelenting Excellence. Our mission is to make the impossible possible, the unthinkable feasible, and the utterly absurd achievable.
As the SCUE, we focus on the most pressing issues of our time, such as the importance of taking three-hour lunches and the art of perfectly crafted passive-aggressive emails.
Stay tuned for our next meeting, where we will attempt to make sense of the latest trends in adult diapers and the art of subtle manipulation.
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