Official Press Release: Committee for the Incredibly Important Chairperson
It's official: Bob Smith has been elected as the Chairperson of the Committee for the Incredibly Important, bringing his unparalleled expertise in doing nothing productive for the last 10 years.
We are thrilled to announce that Bob will be tackling the pressing issues of our time: excessive paperwork, pointless meetings, and the scourge of microwavable rice in the break room.
As the new Chairperson, Bob has promised to make sure every meeting starts on time, every meeting ends in an hour early, and every meeting will include an open bar.
Join us in congratulating Bob as he takes the helm of the Committee for the Incredibly Important!
View the full committee roster here: /subcommittees/members
Stay tuned for more updates from the committee, including but not limited to: Budget Reports, Press Kit, and Annual Reports