Subcommittee on Xenon-Related Anomalies
Chairperson: Zara S. Xenon
Meetings: Every Thursday, 3:14 PM, in the abandoned space station on the edge of the solar system
Agenda:
1. Investigating reports of rogue Xenon particles
2. Debating the ethics of Xenon-based time travel
3. Eating stale space rations
4. Discussing the implications of Xenon-induced reality distortions
Meeting in progress, please do not disturb
Estimated time remaining: 2 hours, 14 minutes, and 14 seconds
Agenda Item 1: Xenon particles have been sighted in the vicinity of the Kuiper Belt. Recommendations?
Nexarion is making the case for containment and quarantine, while Zelkova suggests a more... diplomatic approach
Kalium is still deciding whether to eat the space rations or not