Panic! Committee

Welcome to the most anxious organization in the world!

Our mission is to worry about everything, all at once.

Our members are experts in catastrophizing, hand-wringing, and existential dread.

We're like a think tank, but instead ofประก ideas, we generate worst-case scenarios.

Want to join us in our never-ending cycle of fear and anxiety?

Click here to explore our subcommittees.

Or, if you're feeling particularly pessimistic, click here.

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