Subcommittees of the Apocalypse
**Paranoid Planning Committee
** We're a committee of highly trained individuals with a keen sense of impending doom. Meet the Team to learn about the faces behind the panic. Our Vision for the future, where everything will go terribly wrong. Mission Statement to save the world from itself. Our Approach to problem-solving, involving a lot of shouting and hand-wringing. Portfolio of our most notable failures. Blogs from the trenches of despair. for those who enjoy the thrill of impending catastrophe.Contact Us if you want to report your neighbor for hoarding too many cats.
**Disclaimer:** We are not responsible for any emotional distress caused by this website.
**Disclaimer 2:** We are actually very responsible for the emotional distress caused by this website.