Procrastination Programs: Lazy Shirts
A collection of the most epic excuses, justifications, and rationalizations for getting out of work.
Latest Justifications
- My cat has a hairball
- I'm allergic to mornings
- I have a family emergency (my mom is out of cookies)
- I'm waiting for the muse to strike
Popular Excuses
- I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode
- I'm on a mission from God (to take a break)
- I'm a professional procrastinator (it's a real thing)
Rationalizations
- I'm not procrastinating, I'm just researching the subject
- I'm taking a break to recharge my batteries (which are always running low)
- I'm not lazy, I'm just experiencing temporary paralysis by analysis