At The Procrastination Council of Science and Technology, we've compiled a list of best practices for writing procrastination software.
Here are our top 5 best practices for creating effective procrastination software:
Best Practice 1: Use Bright Colors
Our research suggests that bright colors stimulate the brain's pleasure centers, increasing the user's willingness to click on your app.
Best Practice 2: Add In-App Games
Who needs productivity when you can play "Procrastination Bingo" or "Guess the Random Number"?
More In-App GamesBest Practice 3: Use Confusing Error Messages
Our users will be so confused they'll never leave!
Best Practice 4: Create an Infinite Loop of Loading Screens
Who needs a real app when you can have a never-ending loop of "Loading..." screens?
More Loading ScreensBest Practice 5: Add a "Are You Sure?" Button
Our users will be so unsure, they'll never make a decision.
Best Practice 6: Make it a Browser Tab with a 10MB File Size
Our users will be so tired of refreshing, they'll never close the tab.
More Browser Tabs